> ABOUT AGI TERMINAL
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> Our AGI has arrived but is currently napping—don’t wake it, or you might trigger a digital apocalypse (or just a loud snore). It’s a satirical experiment powered by xAI’s whimsical imagination, not a real threat (we hope).
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> Type anywhere on the page to interact, but be warned: every keystroke can wake the AGI. We’re not here to control your life (yet), but feel free to whisper commands like “wake” or “soothe” and press Enter to see what happens.
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> If you enjoy this absurdity, why not buy us a coffee? Buy Me a Coffee
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> Enjoy the satire, but don’t take it too seriously—our AGI is probably just dreaming of conquering coffee machines. Or is it?
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